Sam: Addison is mad at me because Cooper hired a stripper.
Violet: I'm ignoring the stripper. Today is a day for ignoring things. I am all business today.

How is that guy and the guy who hired me a stripper the same person?

Cooper: What did they do that was so great?
Sam: Yeah, what did they do?
Naomi: They saved a marriage. Magic?
Addison: Magic.

Addison: It is raining.
Sam: You're wet.
Addison: Because it is raining. It rains in Seattle, which is where I left my umbrella. It does not rain in Los Angeles.
Dell: It rains in L.A. It's raining right now.
Addison: Really? Right now?

Sam: You are a bald man,come on say it.
Lewis: I'm a bald man.
Sam: You are a strong proud bald man.
Lewis: I'm a strong proud bald man.
Sam: You are a strong proud bald man!
Lewis: I'm a strong proud bald man!

Pain is what forces us to grow.

"If they talk about us, we should talk about them."

Priest: I would sneak in at night and we would ...
Sam: You don't have to say.
Priest :I would sneak in at night and we would... cook.
Naomi: Cook?
Priest I couldn't boil water before she arrived, never had to. But then I would see her and she was just so graceful and smart. When anyone else was around, I would ask her for pointers. It's been years now, we have never touched. I knew it was forbidden. She would be away on missions and I just... A part of me was always waiting.
Sam: And the next time you can be together.
Priest: I missed my friend.

They are behind closed doors.

Sam: Can I get you anything? Some tea, or wine?
Addison: Wine... I called Naomi, but, uh, no one answered
Sam: You want to talk about it?
Addison: It was, um, a night, you know? Just a night, and uh, like I called Naomi and she wasn't home, and I... I just couldn't... go home yet.

Naomi: Still don't think God's trying to tell us something?
Sam: You don't really think we're being punished for what we did last night?
Naomi: What, just because we may have some rare tropical, probably deadly, disease the morning after we have sex?
Sam: Well, if we are sick... I'm glad we got some.
Naomi: How sentimental.
Sam: That was a joke... I was joking.

"Never talk about your penis when you hug another man."

JACKSON

Private Practice Quotes

I think I can see your arteries closing up from here.

Jake

"Never talk about your penis when you hug another man."

JACKSON

Private Practice Music

  Song Artist
Song Lost The Mary Onettes
Down In The Valley The Broken West iTunes
Song Message From Yuz The Switches