Skills: So what do you want to do today?
Jamie: I don't know, play I guess.
Skills: Yeah, me too.
Jaime: Don't you have a job?
Skills: What are you? The man? I don't see you paying any rent.
Jaime: That's because I don't have any money
Skills: Whatever makes two of us. Now let's just go over the drill. If we see any hot chicks today, who are you?
Jaime: I'm an orphan who needs surgery and you're paying for it 'cuz you're rich.
Skills: Good man.

Brooke: So, I have a surprise. You're gonna like it. I made Jamie a little something for his race.
Haley: Okay.
Jamie: Look, mama.
Haley: Oh my goodness. Look at this, this is a real racing suit.
Brooke: Mmm-hmm. And I even made you a sponsor, P. Sawyer.
Peyton: Oh yeah? [looks at Jamie's suit] Oh ... "Peyton Sawyer Unemployed" ... Thank you.
Brooke: You're welcome.

Jamie: Hey Daddy, when you married Mama, was it your best day ever?
Nathan: Actually, I think the day I graduated high school was my best day ever.
Jamie: How come?
Nathan: Well...'cause thats the day you were born.

Jamie: [to Lucas] I think you drink too much.
Lucas: I think you're right.
Nathan: Damn, at least someone got thrown into a plate glass window. Dude, it seriously does smell like ass in here.

Nathan: Have you seen your head?
Lucas: Not lately.
Nathan: You have a Mohawk.
Lucas: I do?
Jamie: Awesome. Can I get one, daddy?
Nathan: Sure, if you wanna look goofy like your Uncle Lucas.
Jamie: Kinda like he has a tail, just on his head.
Nathan: Jamie, why don't go get Luke a bottle of water huh?
Jamie: Okay.

Jamie: When you get married, do I have to be the ring bearer again?
Lucas: Not if you don't want to.
Jamie: Good because last time it didn't work out so well.

Deb: Jamie I was not kissing Uncle Skills. I mean, first of all, he's your parents age and one of Uncle Lucas's best friends. It just wouldn't be right.
Jamie: I think it'd be cool
Deb: Yeah?
Jamie: Yeah... Grampa Skills!

Jamie: Is it because she was kissing Uncle Skills?
Nathan: You knew about that?
Jamie: Yeah, they tried to pretend he was getting something out of her eye but they were just being mushy.
Nathan: And how does it feel to be scarred for life?
Jamie: Fine. I like Nanny Deb and I like Uncle Skills so what if they like each other?
Nathan: It's a little more complicated than that. Nanny Deb is also my mom.
Jamie:Yeah, but I let you kiss my mom.
Nathan: Eat your soup.

Jamie: I hate school.
Dan: School was never my strong suit either. It's good we're both handsome.

Chuck: It's a bird! It's a plane! It's super-baby! Aw, are you sad? Are you gonna go fly home to your mommy?
Jamie: No, I'm gonna walk away.

Nathan: Jamie sports is up next.
Jamie: What's the big deal? I got wifi on my phone.
Haley: Get over here and watch with us.
Mouth on TV: Last night in the NBA the Charlotte Bobcats quietly made a move that most sports fans wouldn't have noticed, adding a point guard to their roster for the rest of the season. But we're leading with that story because this point guard is a local legend who overcame adversity and difficult circumstances in pursuit of a dream. Last night the Charlotte Bobcats called up a former Tree Hill Raven, a great guy and a good friend Nathan Scott. Jamie Scott hug your dad for all of us because he just made it to the NBA and we couldn't be more proud!
Jamie: I knew you could do it!

Jamie: I think you drink too much.
Nathan: I think you're right.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.