Haley: I'm really sorry we had to cancel your party.
Jamie: You're not that funny.

You either smoke, or get smoked. And you smell like smoke.

Skills: I'll only be in Cali, it's no big deal. We'll still see each other.
Jamie: Like I see Uncle Lucas?

Jamie: You coming to the show tonight?
Quinn: You bet!
Jamie: Cool, you'll get to meet my road dogs.

Life on the road was sweet. Living rock and roll city to city. One time the bus driver even let me drive!

Jamie: Who ate all my cereal?
Quinn: Sorry buddy, Aunt Taylor likes to take things that aren't hers.

Clay: How's it going J.Scott?
Jamie: Too many girls at our house, not enough cereal.

You look pretty when you smile Mama, I missed it.

Jamie: Mama? Mama? Mama? I made my own breakfast and cleaned everything up.
Haley: What do you want, a gold star?

Chase: Hey Jamie, how you doin' buddy?
Jamie: Do I know you?
Chase: Dude, who are you? Victoria Davis?

I'm glad they sent you to pick me up. You don't just treat me like a kid.

Jamie: Aunt Brooke do you know where babies come from?
Brooke: Not from me.

One Tree Hill Quotes

I found my other half.

Julian

Jerry: Dude, were you really just plunging toilets?
Mouth: Yeah, we really gotta stop serving tamales at happy hour.
Jerry: You know how guys are, huh?
Mouth: It was the girls' bathroom.