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Jane: I am never getting married or having children.
Maura: Do you think that can protect you?

Jane: Well, that was a long day.
Maura: Because it started yesterday.

Maura: Chimpanzees do that.
Jane: Do what?
Maura: Grab their crotches. It's a sign of aggression.

The only thing Tommy does temporarily is stay out of trouble.

Jesse: Call me. I wouldn't mind be interrogated by you.
Jane: Heard that line. Like four million times.

Take your VIP seats. Boston Homicide sits in the nose bleeds.

You got balls taking a cop to dinner. Did you think you could charm me too?

Hey Julia Childs, I could buy a tube of those crescent things and serve them to you in twenty minutes.

Just know I don't serve coq au vin, I serve coco puffs.

Jane: I hate it when you drive.
Maura: I hate it more when you undress and drive.

Maura, shot or stabbed, or did somebody chew on his hip?

Even you would look bad if a bullet had gone through you.

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