Maura: I think we're a match.
Jane: You are not really my type.

Is that why you shot Dr. Eve? She didn't have stretch marks.

We'll get our swag unit on it.

Where I wax is my business.

Angela: Will someone tell me what's wrong?
Jane: She's pregnant with your first grandchild and she's drunk.

The worst part was the outfit. Pink shoes.

Dr. Eve got shot just because she had to pee. I mean that's just wrong.

The rate of uniforms getting a slot in homicide is lowest among momma's boys.

Only a bridesmaid would wear shoes that color.

Maura: I just think it's fun to play fantasy wedding, don't you?
Jane: If you're five.

Maura: I'm going to make you eat something green tonight.
Jane: OK, I'll get extra pickles on my burger.

Even you would look bad if a bullet had gone through you.