I'm a grown ass man.

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• Added: March 18, 2013

That's so sweet. You want me to outlive you?

Beckett

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• Added: March 18, 2013

I mean, Castle's death would be sad and all.

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• Added: March 18, 2013

How is a DVD going to kill you?

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• Added: March 18, 2013

Ryan: Oh what, he's Liam Neeson now?
Espo: Liam Neeson? He's barely Ashley Judd.

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• Added: February 25, 2013

Kate, you should go. He needs you.

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• Added: February 25, 2013

Bracken's got it coming so I say let it come.

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• Added: February 04, 2013

You know, I was really hoping the next time I saw this guy it would be down the barrel of my gun.

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• Added: February 04, 2013

Someone that sexy going to prison is a crime.

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• Added: January 21, 2013

How's the im-breast-igation going?

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• Added: January 21, 2013

Dude, nobody says bling anymore. Try shine.

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• Added: January 14, 2013

I was featured in the NYPD calendar.

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• Added: January 14, 2013