Castle
Season 2 Quotes

Episode 15: "The Mistress Always Spanks Twice"

Castle: Did you just use the word "veritable" in a sentence?
Beckett: Yes, I did.
Castle: Sexy!
Beckett: You should hear me say "fallacious." [permalink]

Episode 13: "The Third Man"

Esposito: Why do you care about some motherfreakin' snakes on a motherfreakin' plane? [permalink]

Beckett: I have no life.
Lainie: No, Mr. Bishop has no life. That's why he's on my table. [permalink]

Beckett: You're such a metrosexual.
Castle: Yeah, well, better than being a pin-up boy.
Beckett: So you heard? And it's man, Castle. Pin-up man. [permalink]

Episode 9: "Love Me Dead"

Castle: What was that for?
Alexis: For being the best dad ever.
Castle: It's true, you know. I have the novelty mug to prove it. [permalink]

Beckett: Why would a respected prosecutor become a pimp?
Castle: The outfits. [permalink]

Castle: So how do we find Danton?
Beckett: We talk to one of the call girls. (to Cho) Call that number and tell him to bring one of his girls over.
Castle: And tell her to wear something sexy. [permalink]

Beckett: You've got quite a record, Mr. Knox.
Castle: Your parents must be proud.
Knox: Yeah, they hang all my mug shots on the fridge. [permalink]

Castle: Love a good perp walk. [permalink]

Episode 8: "Kill the Messenger"

Alexis: Looking good, Grams! A date?
Martha: Dining and dancing with Chet Palaburn.
Castle: What if he turns out to be bloated and ugly?
Martha: Oh! How superficial do you think I am?
Castle: Intensely. [permalink]

Castle: Who's Chet Palaburn?
Martha: Star athlete. Class president. Homecoming king. My high school sweetheart. And my first.
Castle: I really didn't need to know that last one. [permalink]

Castle: What are you ladies doing?
Martha: Alexis is assisting me in creating a MyFace account.
Castle: I think you mean--
Alexis: Save your breath. I've been correcting her the whole morning. [permalink]

Castle: This guys' got contingency plans for his contingency plans, its like we're battling a super villain. [permalink]

Castle: Let me borrow your magnifying glass.
Beckett: I don't have a magnifying glass.
Castle: Isn't that standard issue for detectives?
Beckett: No, not since Sherlock Holmes. [permalink]

Beckett: Are you looking at porn?
Castle: I use Ryan's computer for that. [permalink]

Alexis: I can't believe how many lives were ruined over one woman's need to protect her family's reputation.
Castle: You will never have this problem between Grams and myself... our family reputation's already in ruins.
Alexis: Lucky me. [permalink]

Castle: You've got multiple witnesses and a license plate number? It's gonna take you, what, all of five minutes to solve it? [permalink]

Castle: Yes, Beckett? Either there's a dead body or you just wanna hear my sultry voice. [permalink]

Episode 3: "Inventing the Girl"

Castle: I can already see the blurb on my next book jacket; It's fashion week in New York City, and the clothes are to die for. [permalink]

Ryan: Her purse is missing, no ID, and get this, we couldn't find her shoes.
Castle: I'm gonna go with still with Prince Charming at the ball. [permalink]