Castle

Castle Quotes

Episode 14: "The Blue Butterfly"

Lanie: You two are a walking fairytale.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beckett: Did you just say Kate? Are you picturing you as the PI and me as the gangster's girlfriend?
Castle: No!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Castle: That's the stuff dreams are made of.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: I got no love for this thing, just you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: Why am I narrating?
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Castle: She was worth every punch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: If I'm anything, I'm discrete.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: Where have you been all my life?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: Keep 'em coming pal, you're doing great.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Episode 13: "An Embarrassment of Bitches"

Castle: Guilty pleasure or just guilty?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kay Cappuccio: Pictures can be deceiving.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Esposito: Don't listen to those haters.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Castle: Don't miss me too much. The dog. Not you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: Do you have a case of puppy love, Esposito?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Beckett: I don't really watch reality television.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Paparazzi: Hey, that's not Jason Bateman.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: We could keep him here at the precinct. We could use a mascot.
Espo: I thought that's what we had you for.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castle: Dog Whisperer? Check. People Whisperer? Not so much.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Castle: Your friends name is Buttons Dutton.
Martha: That is unfortunate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Martha: Honey, don't be such a kill joy.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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