Jeff Greene Quotes
Season 8, Episode 10: "Larry vs. Michael J. Fox"
Jeff: I took a bullet for ya.
Susie: Well it was a bike, technically.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 6: "The Hero"
Waiter: I am the waiter.
Larry: Yet we were the ones waiting, so we became the waiters.
Jeff: This man's a hero. He just revolutionized the way restaurants work my friend. No one's gonna go hungry again.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 5: "Vow of Silence"
Jeff: What do you mean you want a helicopter ride?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 8, Episode 4: "The Smiley Face"
Jeff: You're s**ttin' where you eat.
Larry: That's right. I'm s**tting where I eat.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 3: "Palestinian Chicken"
Jeff: You know what you are? You're a social assassin.
• Rating: Unrated
Jeff: He has no balls. I have a solid single ball.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 8, Episode 1: "The Divorce"
Jeff: Everybody's getting a chance to get divorced except me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Larry: Guy pulls up to me on a motorcycle. Guess who it turns out to be?
Jeff: Portia De Rossi.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 10: "Opening Night"
Jeff: What the f**k were you thinking!? A picture of Bush, who gives a flying f**k! I'd f**k her with a Bush mask on!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 8: "Wandering Bear"
Larry: I waved to a guy in a Prius and he didn't wave back.
Jeff: I don't wave to people in the same car as me.
Larry: We're Prius drivers; we're a special breed.
• Rating: Unrated
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