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Jeff: I'm actually a Spanish tutor.
Britta: Can you say that in Spanish now?

Sorry, I was raised on TV. I was conditioned to believe that every black woman over 50 is a mentor of some kind.

There's a guy trying out for the track team that is older than the game of poker.

I did a little bit of lying to get close to you. I mean, you look like Elisbaeth Shue.

The Dean: I thought you had a degree from Columbia.
Jeff: Yes, and now I need to get one from America.

The state bar has suspended my license. They found out my college degree was less than legitimate.

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Jeff

It's called a Complisult. Part compliment, part insult. He invented them. I coined the term. See what I just did there? That was an explainabrag.

Britta
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