Jeff: I'm actually a Spanish tutor.
Britta: Can you say that in Spanish now?

Sorry, I was raised on TV. I was conditioned to believe that every black woman over 50 is a mentor of some kind.

There's a guy trying out for the track team that is older than the game of poker.

I did a little bit of lying to get close to you. I mean, you look like Elisbaeth Shue.

The Dean: I thought you had a degree from Columbia.
Jeff: Yes, and now I need to get one from America.

The state bar has suspended my license. They found out my college degree was less than legitimate.

Community Quotes

Annie: The midterm dance will need a visual theme. Like, 'Let's blow off steam,' and it's trains!
Chang: I have an idea!
Annie: Chang, your last idea was to murder.

Jeff: You were born 21 years ago.
Troy: Which would make me 20, because everyone is 10 for two years. Because fifth grade is really hard for every...one. Mom how many lies have I been living!?