Not now, Ric. Tonight, I trade you for Senor Tequila.

So Elena is my sister's husband's brother's daughter and her mother is my boyfriend's deceased wife. You can't make that stuff up.

Jenna: What the Hell?
John: Good morning to you, Jenna. Alaric.

He needs to have more fun. Lose some of that emo thing.

Stefan: Elena and I are taking a pause.
Jenna: That's not what it sounded like this morning.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.

Damon