Not now, Ric. Tonight, I trade you for Senor Tequila.

So Elena is my sister's husband's brother's daughter and her mother is my boyfriend's deceased wife. You can't make that stuff up.

Jenna: What the Hell?
John: Good morning to you, Jenna. Alaric.

He needs to have more fun. Lose some of that emo thing.

Stefan: Elena and I are taking a pause.
Jenna: That's not what it sounded like this morning.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]