Popular Jesse Porter Quotes
Jesse: Looks like the mystery box took a few bullets. Actually it took a lot of bullets.
Calvin: Good job Super Friends. Destroyed. It's destroyed.
Sam: You got to be kidding me. Mike this is bad. This thing was our ticket out.
Fiona: Sam you brilliant Son of a Bitch.
Michael: [stares]
Jesse: [stares]
Fiona: I'll never admit I said that.
Jesse: Hey Schmidt. You know what I was just thinking about? Remember that one time we saved our life?
Calvin: Oh yeah I do. It doesn't count when you were the guys who almost got me killed.
We all have things we have to leave behind.
Jesse: Ok, I have it pointed away from the door.
Sam: Is it enough?
Jesse: Should be.
Sam: "Should be" or "it is"? "Should be" is how bomb techs lose body parts.
Jesse: The Lone Ranger routine may feel noble, but it's going to get you killed one day.
Sam: Actually, even Lone Ranger had Tonto and a horse.
Jesse: Yeah, [points to himself] Tonto. [points to Sam] Horse.
Jesse: Look Sam, you know I want to help Mike out, but I got clients to answer to. I can't just go running off to the DR on a random Thursday.
Sam: Tell me about it. I was supposed to go have some extra special Sammy time with Elsa this weekend but that ain't happening
Burke: The first guy I talked to about this job had a plan taking out the guard's front gate and pulling the truck out bloody. Is that pretty much what you're thinking?
Jesse: Any idiot can throw a rock at a wasp's nest. We're finesse guys. We'll get you truck make a much smaller mess.
Jesse: You ok?
Sam: Yeah, just been a long day. Kind of hoping it would be over.
Jesse: I hate to say this Sam, but I think this thing is far from over.
Burke: She's going to be in a holding cell somewhere in that building.
Jesse: Who is she?
Burke: She's a girl in a holding cell somewhere inside the building, that's all you need to know.
Sam: I think I tore a ligament or something on top of that stupid bus.
Jesse: God, will you stop complaining about it.
Sam: I'm not complaining; it just hurts.
Jesse: Right, that's called complaining. That's what complaining is.
Jesse: For this plan to work we got to get there fast.
Sam: Whose car are we going to take?
Fiona: You have to ask?
