Fresh Off the Boat
Fridays 8:30 PM on ABCjessica huang Quotes
The woman who thinks Lex Luther is the superhero of Superman?
Louis, you know you shouldn't undress when you're upset.
It's like all my powers have been drained to fuel my rage"
Trust me, there is no experience like the feeling Eddie will get when he graduates Harvard and sees my glowing stare of approval.
It sounds like you're going on a ton of trips, on the "complain train."
Have fun. Everything waist-down is your territory. I made that very clear in our vows.
Are you starting high school or prison?
Jessica: And we have been invited to the chamber of commerce charity fundraising event. It's in a country club!
Louis: Why are you so excited about a country club?
Jessica: Because of Caddyshack. It's my favorite movie set in a country club. I've always wanted to go to one. "Spaulding get your foot off the boat!" It's so much yelling. It's so good.
Louis: You're not taking Mitch.
Mitch: They doubled my salary.
Louis and Jessica: OK, goodbye Mitch.
Louis: I guess this isn't the country club night you were expecting.
Jessica: Are you kidding? We stuck it to a rich guy. It's just like Caddy Shack.
Which one says I'm rich enough to be invited but not rich enough that you can ask me to donate money?
Jessica: Come on, I'll show you the Miller house. Let me just get my kids. Come on! Marco!
Evan and Emery: Polo!
