John Casey Quotes
Casey: I think I see a scenario where we both get out of here with acceptable losses.
Chuck: What exactly is your version of acceptable?
Casey: Breaks and punctures, possible loss of a limb, no major organ damage
Ilsa: We had nothing on him, the only way to get it out of him...
John Casey: By screwing it out of him? How um.. French
Sarah: Casey, what are you doing here?
Casey: Someone needs to protect the Intersect, huh?
Chuck: Well, that's very thoughful. Thank you very much, I guess.
Casey: Plus, I didn't want to miss any gunplay. Come on
Captain Awesome: Now's where we go around and say what we're thankful for. I'm thankful for the most beautiful woman in the world, Ellie Bartowski. Love ya. [to Casey]: Your turn.
Casey: I'll pass.
Chuck: I'm thankful Bryce Larkin is dead, and not in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend!
Morgan: Chuck, that's pretty... dark.
Captain Awesome: And specific!
Casey: Well, should I pop some popcorn or beat the answer out of you?
Bryce: No thanks, I'll talk.
Casey: Darn
Casey: How was the date?
Chuck: Is it just me, or does our government want me never to have sex again?
General Beckman: I don't like the idea of this breakup at all. What the hell happened?
Casey: She got dumped.
Sarah: We decided that it would be best for Chuck to date a civilian. It will help secure his cover in the event that someone IDs me.
Casey: Yeah, because she got dumped
Chuck: We're on our second date and I'm already lying to her.
Casey: Relax, it's LA, everyone lies while dating
Casey [hands Chuck a red rose]: Aren't you forgetting something, Romeo?
Chuck: Oh, of course. Let me guess, this is equipped with some kind of microscopic, infrared tracking device that determines... her mother's Communist affiliations?
Casey: No, idiot. It's so you can get laid
Casey: So how'd it go?
Chuck: My god, I am in the bathroom! Is nothing sacred to you people?
Sarah [about Chuck's date]: Maybe I should go in.
Casey: Same bit with you, huh?
Sarah: What's that supposed to mean?
Casey: You need me to spell it out? Fine, you fall for guys you work with. First Bryce, now our boy Chuck.
Sarah: Bryce was a mistake, and I haven't fallen for Chuck.
Casey: Yeah, whatever you say. And just so we're clear, sister, Not Interested
Chuck [on truth serum to Sarah]: God, you're so pretty...and Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself.
Casey: Thank you
