John Casey Quotes
Sarah: Chuck is not wrong very often.
Casey: But he is annoying all the time
Sarah [about the antidote]: Chuck, take it!
Chuck: What? No way, I'm not gonna take it knowing Ellie's been poisoned, and you guys!
Sarah: I'm sorry Chuck, there's no debating this. It has to be you!
Casey: Right now, or I'll force it down your throat!
Chuck: Alright. I'm going to pretend to take it then run to my sister and make her take it. Why the hell did I just say that out loud?!
Sarah: It's the poison, it makes you tell the truth!
Casey: If you do that, I'll chase you, put a gun to your head and threaten to pull the trigger!
Chuck: Would you really shoot me?
Casey: No.
Chuck: Yeah, why waste a bullet? We're already dead!
Sarah: I'm so sorry, Chuck.
Chuck: Hey, I've lived a good life. Who else can say they flew a helicopter or saved the lives of innocent people?
Casey: Courageous and honorable members of the U.S. military
Casey: Just got a hit of a traffic camera in Hollywood. [shows Chuck picture]
Chuck: That's Fleming.
Casey: Thanks. You've just saved me a lot of investigative work there, intersect. DMV told me that.
Chuck: Wow, sarcasm. What a surprise
Chuck: You stole my ID?
Casey: I borrowed it to reactivate it. Sorry I couldn't wipe the idiot grin off your face with photoshop
Casey: You! What do I have to do to get timely intel out of you, Bartowski?
Chuck: Look, I briefed Sarah last night, alright?
Casey: Aww, bet you did, slugger.
Chuck: I thought we were all supposed to be part of the same team here, huh? Team Chuck?
Casey: We are, but I'm starting to feel like the guy that always gets picked last. I don't like feeling like Team Chuck's little fat kid!
Chuck: I can't believe you bugged my room! That's terrible!
Casey: No, terrible is having to listen to you and that moron Morgan yammer on for four hours about what sandwich you would bring if you were stranded on an island!
Chuck: It wasn't four hours...
Chuck [on tape]: Well I don't know, Morgan, I think roast beef would hold up better than the bologna...
Chuck: My first stake out. Okay, okay. Yeah. What do I need to bring? Sweater? Light jacket?
Casey: You just bring that computer in your head.
Chuck: Okay, you know what, I have a lot more to offer this team other than the intersect. For instance, what are we doing for tunes tonight? I could make a stakeout mix
Chuck: Why are these people sleeping?
Casey: They're not sleeping.
Sarah: These people were killed, Chuck, and we would like to know why.
Chuck: I have no idea!
Casey: Well, look again.
Chuck: I would rather not! It's kinda creepy!
Casey: Don't worry. You're gonna be fine. Nothing's gonna happen to you. Assuming you know how to tango.
Chuck: Seriously?
Casey: Oh, I don't joke about your life
Chuck: Okay, this is my first foray into major undercover spy work. So, you could ease up on the sarcasm, that would be great. And, how am I supposed to recognize La Ciudad? Is there a picture or something?
Casey: If there was a photograph, why would we need you?
Chuck: What did we just talk about?
Casey: Oh, I'm sorry. We're hoping something at the event triggers a flash.
Chuck: See, that's all you had to say
Casey: This is how this is gonna work. I'm gonna go over there, rescue Sarah, capture Dr. Zarnow, shoot anybody who gets in my way. You, you're gonna stay here.
Chuck: So in this plan I basically do nothing?
Casey: Yup.
Chuck: Let's do this
