Favorite Jonah Miller Quotes
[on Violet, lurking by the pool] What were you doing out here, gauging the pH levels?
Ella: Wait. I don't want to be just a one-night stand.
Jonah: You're not.
Jonah: Riley and I broke up. For good.
Ella: Oh David, I'm so sorry.
Jonah: Don't be.
What's going on, Riley? Should I have saved the receipt for that ring?
Jonah: Since when are you Tiger Woods?
Riley: A little Google goes a long way.
Did you just tell me Violet is Sydney's daughter? I'm not a little fuzzy from my two Rum and Cokes.
Careful you don't burn through your trust fund like you burn through all the people in your life.
Jonah: Was that Johnny Depp on the phone?
Andy: Welcome to the dream, my friend.
Auggie: She kissed me, okay? Not the other way around.
Jonah: [shocked] You guys kissed.
The Jonah Miller Story starts out a little slow, but has a few twists.
Riley: Where are we Jonah?
Jonah: I have no idea.
Too bad in real life there's no undo command.
