Jonathan Ames Quotes
Season 2, Episode 8: "Super Ray Is Mortal!"
Jonathan: Have you let someone move in right after you slept with them?
George: Yes, three times disastrous.
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Ray: You're an idiot!
Jonathan: Thanks for understanding.
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Jonathan: It looks like you have your own serial killer.
Ray: At least he's helped with sales.
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Jonathan: This isn't a friend of ours that makes custom made voodoo dolls. This is a deranged stalker.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jonathan: Oh s**t. He gave Super Ray a beautiful vagina.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 7: "Escape From the Castle!"
Jonathan: Now you want a spanking?
Nina: Don't break character.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jonathan: Oh my God. His story is about me.
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Dermatologist: I've never used a PI before.
Jonathan: That's okay, most of my clients are virgins.
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Season 2, Episode 6: "The Case of the Grievous Clerical Error!"
Nurse: (to George) Strip down and I'll be back to shave your pubic zone.
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Jonathan: We were just projecting our love for you onto each other.
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