Jonathan: Have you let someone move in right after you slept with them?
George: Yes, three times disastrous.

Ray: You're an idiot!
Jonathan: Thanks for understanding.

Jonathan: It looks like you have your own serial killer.
Ray: At least he's helped with sales.

This isn't a friend of ours that makes custom made voodoo dolls. This is a deranged stalker.

Oh shit. He gave Super Ray a beautiful vagina.

Jonathan: Now you want a spanking?
Nina: Don't break character.

Oh my God. His story is about me.

Dermatologist: I've never used a PI before.
Jonathan: That's okay, most of my clients are virgins.

(to George) Strip down and I'll be back to shave your pubic zone.

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