We were just projecting our love for you onto each other.

We only leaned.

Ransom for a dog?

Lewis: My ankle will never be the same because of you.
Jonathan: What? I just saved your life.

(to Jonathan) Let's go have a drink and get drunk. Sixteen gin and tonics.


Jonathan: Why didn't you write a second novel?
Jonathan's client: Because I was afraid to.

I suck at everything.

George, you're being way too hard on yourself. It's not good for your immune system.

Jonathan: What's your secret?
Kidnapper: Never go to bed angry. Pass this on to you.
Jonathan: Come on that's your secret? Never go to bed angry?!

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