Popular Josh Quotes
So, there were an unusual amount of tweeky looking vampires scuffling around the doorstep last night.
Nora: So what time do you actually turn?
Josh: Why?
Nora: Well, I want to pick you up. Take you to the woods.
Josh: No, let's not do that.
Aidan: She's asked me to help lead Boston.
Josh: Mother? Am I supposed to be clutching my pearls in shock? Because I'm not. Shocked.
Nora: Can I get a mocha? Cuz, you know, chocolate is toxic to dogs.
Josh: You're not a dog.
Nora: But I am a canine right?
Josh: Once a month. One night a month. The rest of the time we're still us.
Josh: Well, it's not just about safety, it's about research, too!
Sally: Hello 1993.
Sally: I don't think it's right, putting her in storage.
Josh: It's not like I'm putting her in a well.
I'm so happy that you're sleeping with my ex and not eating her.
Uh...I have very sensitive retinas, so....
Yeah, I don't even really know how to respond to that. I mean, I can see that you're speaking English and I know your lips are moving, but I...
Josh: Oh, and this you're gonna love. They want to help me find a cure.
Aidan: Bastards!
I thought we were all far too tortured to have fun.
I'm sorry, it's the wolf. If I may talk about it in the 3rd person.
