Popular Josh Quotes
Josh: When I told you I would always choose you, I meant it.
Nora: I know that. But the reason I chose you is because you're the kind of guy who can only think about being his friend right now. And it's why I'm going to marry you when you come home.
Josh: If I come home.
Josh: Dude! We're nurses, we're not too well versed on like eye of newt! Can't we just bring a weapon, like a normal weapon?
Aidan: Look, the heart of the bewitched, Sally's heart, is our weapon.
Sally: Dorothy only needed a bucket of water!
I killed a zombie werewolf in a magical dimension a few hours ago, so pledging fidelity to the love of my life feels kind of tame by comparison.
Liam: I am your maker and so I will nurture you, that's what we do.
Josh: Stop talking to us like we're children. I've been a wolf before.
Liam: Not mine. I'm a purebred. My blood is different. Before you thought it was a curse, but now you'll see it's a gift.
Josh: Hey you okay?
Aidan: Oh yeah! I am great, just great. I was going to go out and get us a keg.
Josh: Perfect.
Sally: One of those bodies is a purebred werewolf corpse. If we're splittin' hairs, I, you know...
Josh: Hey, you know what? Screw the keg. Pick up us some crack.
This is an emergency.
Josh: That’s pretty cool, you were just gonna let me do it, huh?
Aidan: You know when you spend over a century contemplating them you learn to read these things.
Nora: I wish we had more time.
Josh: I know. I don’t want you to see me now. I want you to remember me like this.
The only part I care about is the part where I wake up next to you.
Josh: You know I love that we have the kind of relationship that we can discuss menses first thing in the morning, but when your pupils roll back into your face and you're growling...
Sally: Just resting my eyes...
Josh: Yes, but it's terrifying when you rest your eyes, so...
Josh: Seriously, when's the administration going to catch on that you, me and Nora are like the worst nurses ever. Between the three of use we've taken like a combined 18 months leave in the last two years.
Aidan: Are you serious?
Josh: Yeah, thank God there's a nursing crisis in this country.
