Parenthood

Julia Braverman-Graham Quotes (Page 2)

Julia: Zoe, what you're asking is never going to happen. We don't need time to think about it, we need time to get over it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joel: Beach, movies, death metal.
Julia: Yanks. No favorite books.
Joel: Oh, well, we'll have an illiterate headbanger. That's okay.
Julia: But a pretty one!
Joel: Yeah, hello!
 • Rating: Unrated

Joel: You know what? We're going to get another baby and we'll start over. This one's a bust.
Julia: Babe, that's not funny!
Joel: It's pretty funny.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Julia: We're going to be standing next to 20 year olds in like size zeros, so you need to bring out the big guns.
 • Rating: Unrated

Julia: Um...Zoe. Would you ever consider letting me adopt your baby?
Zoe: No.
 • Rating: Unrated

Julia: We haven't had a single interview in six months. We need Gaga.
 • Rating: Unrated

Max's Teacher: Max has definitely benefited from the program we have at Footpath socially, and the last thing we would want to do is talk ourselves out of having a fine family such as yours at our community. However, you need to decide if max would be better off at a school where he would meet his full potential socially and academically.
 • Rating: Unrated

Joel: I can't do this, honey.
Julia: Why not?
Joel: I don't even know where to start. Ths room is freezing, I'm sitting here, they're playing muzak, there are people walking by and they gave me a stack of Playboys from the 1980s and told me to give 'em a call when I'm done. It's so weird, honey.
Julia: Well, what do you want me to do? Do you, um, do you want me to help?
Joel: Whaddya mean?
Julia: I mean, like, phone sex.
Joel: You know how to do that?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Julia: I can't believe I'm letting her play a sex symbol.
Sarah: Dude, don't you ever relax?
Julia: No, dude
 • Rating: Unrated

Julia: I'm going to go home so my husband can make fun of me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Are we missing your favorite quote from "?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!