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Victor: Why did you say I was smart when I'm dumb?
Julia: Sweetheart...
Victor: You're a liar.

Julia: I didn't come here to talk.
Joel: No you didn't. Ah. Wow. This is a first.
Julia: I mean, if you don't have time...
Joel: Oh no. I have time.

Julia: That's rude, though. Someone is ringing your doorbell, you answer the door.
Joel: You never answer the door.

Camille: Do you know I've never been out of the country?
Julia: Mom, I had no idea you were thinking about all of this stuff.

Joel: How do I set boundaries with your sister?
Julia: Her you just help.

What's going to shred his self confidence is keeping him in a class where he cannot keep up. There are studies on this.

Crosby: Hey! Jules! You better get inside or you're gonna get screwed! You gotta get your sign-up sheet!
Julia: I know!

Julia: You know, I've only ever had the one job since grad school. I put all my eggs in one basket, and now that Leon is being vindictive, I'm screwed. And he deserves to be, because I messed up. He has every
Joel: Honey, you didn't screw up, you chose your children over your work.
Julia: Thank you, but that is revisionist, I got overwhelmed and I screwed up.

Victor: Can Max and I go to the vending machine?
Julia: Yeah, of course!
Victor: Thanks Mom!

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