Psych

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Psych
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Shawn: Jules, I know you have some very definite expectations for this weekend.
Jules: Why do you think that?
Shawn: Because you sent me an email on the 5th that said, "Shawn, I have some very definite expectations for this weekend.

What's your damage, Spencer?

Shawn[to Juliet]: I am very fond of you.
Juliet: Me too.

Gus: I was gonna ask you the same question...
Juliet: Gus, this woman witnessed a crime...
Gus: Yeah, a crime in progress, she's stealing my heart...but I ain't pressing charges...

He's not rich and he's not powerful. He's a con man.

Juliet: Shawn, Gus, I can see you.
Shawn: I know I'm in the dog house—
Juliet: No, you're gonna have to work really hard to get into the dog house...
Shawn: Ok, so I'm in the yard, which is still an enclosed area...
(Pause) Unless I'm in the pound...Jules, am I in the pound?!

But what really breaks my heart is that you won't be there for all the moments to come.

I feel cheated. I feel robbed. So congratulations, Frank, your longest con of all was on your own daughter.

Carlton: That's your boyfriend.
Juliet: I know.

You pinched and bit a man?

Where's Lucien?

Shawn, Gus and Juliet

Wow, you guys are actually devolving...get back over here, now!

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Psych Quotes

Gus: That's a player's move, Shawn, a player's move.
Shawn: That's not a player's move, Gus, that's an astronomer's move.

Juliet: It's all police work Carlton.
Carlton: Yeah, right, and global warming is real.
Juliet: Yes, it is, Carlton.
Carlton: Sure it is.