[about Justin's Ralph Lauren jacket..]
Marc: Do the kids at school like it?
Justin: No, they don't get me
Marc: Word of advice.. be yourself... wear what you want... just learn to run real fast

Hilda: I have a big surprise for you guess who's coming to thanksgiving dinner?
Justin: Martha Stewart? I won the contest!?

Hilda: Don't even think about it
Justin: How does she do that?
Santos: She's a little bit of a witch
Betty: Give or take a letter

Hilda: Who moved our Christmas decorations?
Justin: And what's Santa doing to that elf
Hilda: This has the skank prints of Gina Gamboni all over it!
Justin: Well you did run over her Christmas tree and Christmas is a time of love and forgiveness
Hilda: Grow up Tiny Tim, this means wars.

Justin: ooh a Burberry belt. I gotta call all my friends
Hilda: No you don't!! Justin!!

Justin: Are you talking to Posh?
Betty: No, but I'm talking to the people that talk to her
Justin: Betty rules

Justin: Okay, here's how this is gonna work, ladies. You two are taking me to fashion week
Hilda: Justin...
Justin: No argument. I've been waiting for this my whole life I did my homework I called in sick to school today you just have to sign this little slip
Hilda: Don't think for a second...
Justin: I swear mom, I will run away. I know a kid in sixth grade that sell crack

Wilhelmina: Hey Wilhelmina, love the hat
Kayla Brooks: Thank you
Wilhelmina: Do we know this person?
Justin: Kayla Brooks, fashion correspondent for New York One. She's in midnight blue Chanel with pewter buttons and navy stockings
Wilhelmina: Mistake?
Justin: Colossal. She looks like a mailbox
Wilhelmina: You're good, Jason
Justin: It's Justin. You can call me whatever you want, I love you

Bobby's Mom: your a mother, why don't you try looking like it
Hilda: You're a woman, why don't you try looking like that
Justin: Snap!

Hilda: So you really don't care how I dress?
Justin: Well I'm not crazy about the animal prints and you're a little over accessorized. You have your own style, it's cool.

Hilda: I promise we'll get you into the city to see Hairspray
Justin: Like you promised me a new Fergus CD, which I still don't have? Come on mom, don't phunk with my heart

Justin: I don't want flan, I'll get fat
Hilda: Honey, you're a boy, it doesn't matter if you're fat or not

Ugly Betty Quotes

You know exactly what [Whilemnia] is up to. Firing, scheming, looking for a puppy to kick.

Betty

Betty: Does every spread have to be women in skimpy bras?
Daniel: You're right, I haven't thought of that. Let's lose those bras please.