Katherine Mayfair Quotes
Season 6, Episode 15: "Lovely"
Katherine: I think I've got the right tree. Just sick of barking.
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Katherine: She can't bring any more crazy to this street than I did.
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Season 6, Episode 13: "How About a Friendly Shrink?"
Katherine: Now I can see what I've done to my life and how I've ruined it.
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Katherine: I certainly have a firmer grasp on reality now. I can see things for the first time in a long while, very clearly
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Season 6, Episode 8: "The Coffee Cup"
Katherine: Not only did Susan shoot me at point blank range, she trashed me to all my friends and neighbors.
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Season 6, Episode 5: "Everybody Ought to Have a Maid"
Karen: When Roy's spirits are drooping, the problem is global. You get the picture?
Lynette: Getting the picture isn't the problem. It's getting rid of it.
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Susan: Oh my God! Katherine, the gun just went off. Are you all right?
Katherine: You tried to kill me!
Susan: Okay, I just shot you. Let's not be throwing accusations around.
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Season 6, Episode 1: "Nice is Different Than Good"
Katherine: Haven't seen you in a while.
Susan: Well, I've been... using the back door a lot more lately.
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Season 1, Episode 17: "There Won't Be Trumpets"
Gabrielle: What?
Carlos: You never liked Mama.
Gabrielle: Well, it's awfully hard to like someone who actively hates your guts. She always thought you married beneath you and she let me know it.
Carlos: She loved you.
Gabrielle: She treated me like trash! God rest her soul.
Carlos: I'm putting my mother in the grave. Now is not the time to pinch pennies.
Gabrielle: Carlos, we're not exactly flush with cash right now. Let her be true to her roots. She was born humble and barefoot.
Carlos: She was a queen
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