Favorite Kevin Ryan Quotes
Ryan: Swords and sorcery, that's more my thing. Like Lord of the Rings.
Javi: Yeah, I could see you as an elf...or a hobbit.
Ryan: You're shirts really tight, did you change it?
Esposito: I spilled something.
Sorry we had to cockblock you, bro.
Ryan: What does it say about your writing when your number one fan tries to kill you?
Castle: That was an accident.
Esposito: One inch higher it would have been a tragedy.
You think you're being rushed now, wait until after the wedding. About ten minutes from the altar they'll all be like, when are you two having a baby?
Ryan: I don't know about you but I am very comfortable in my masculinity.
Esposito: You do realize you're wearing a sweater vest, right?
Ryan: And you're letting her?
Castle: Well apparently the only way to stop her is by locking her up but according to Miss By-the-Book here that's unlawful imprisonment.
Castle: Is it just me or does that make sense?
Ryan: No, it's just you.
See you on the other side, brother.
You know, there are times I wish she'd stayed in D.C.
Ryan: I always wanted a pet monkey when I was a kid. Big Curious George fan.
Castle: Wait 'til George grows up. An adult chimpanzee can reach 200 lbs, tear off a man's face, hands, and naughty bits.
This place, you can get hepatitis just breathing the air.
