Kitty Forman Quotes
Season 1, Episode 24: "Hyde Moves In"
Red: No, I'm not going over there. That's final. I am not Santa Claus.
Kitty: Well, thank God you're not Santa Claus, Red. You scare the hell out of children.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Red: (bleep) Damn it! I am tired of being (bleep) Santa Claus! Steven, you get your (bleep) together and you get your ass in the (bleep) damn car! We're going! (bleep) Now (bleep) damn it! Move it!
Hyde: Okay.
Kitty: You are just the sweetest man alive.
Red: (bleep)!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Red: Pork chops? I thought we agreed do stick to a budget! Pork chops aren't cheap!
Kitty: Well, you know, on the way to the market, I tried to run over a cat. But they are just so darn speedy!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 22: "Punk Chick"
Kitty: Now, Jackie, have you ever made a pie before?
Jackie: No, I don't really cook much. I just plan on getting by on my looks.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 21: "Water Tower"
Red: Are you on dope? Are you?
Kitty: Because, because, we can help get you clean. There's counseling, hospitalization--
Red: My foot kicking your ass.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 15: "That Wrestling Show"
Red: We're going to kill each other.
Kitty: Well, fine. Kill each other. Just do it together.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 13: "Ski Trip"
Kitty: Honey, I put some sandwiches in your duffel bag. Now, um, why do you need such a big bag of oregano?
Eric: Donna's Italian.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 10: "Sunday, Bloody Sunday"
Kitty: Eric, what are you doing? It's one o'clock in the morning.
Eric: I'm just finishing up some homework. What are you doing down here?
Kitty: Oh, well, Snow White came down to gun a stick. (Kitty lights a cigarette)
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 6: "The Keg"
Kitty: I don't know if we have enough ice, Eric took a whole tubful.
Red: He took a tub of ice?
Kitty: Oh, the kids are making a volcano!
Midge: Right, that's why Donna left with all the plastic cups.
Red: Plastic cups?
Midge: Sure, plastic volcano cups.
Bob: If I didn't know better, I'd say they were having a kegger! (looks at Red) Oh Jeez!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 3: "Streaking"
Kitty: All families are embarrassing; and if they're not embarrassing, they're dead.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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