Krieger Quotes
Season 3, Episode 8: "Lo Scandalo"
Krieger: I needed help disseminating him.
Cheryl: Eww!
Pam: Not what it means.
Lana: Still pretty gross though.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Krieger: Coffee just like I like my women: black, bitter and preferably fair trade.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "Drift Problem"
Krieger: Press that red button.
Archer: Is it going to kill everyone?
Krieger: Press that blue button.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 13: "Double Trouble"
Archer: Why the hell are you crying?
Krieger: That was my van.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 9: "Placebo Effect"
Pam: Zing! ... Wildly inappropriate.
Krieger: Seriously, Pam.
Pam: Okay, clone wars.
Krieger: Zing.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Archer: Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the hogs of war.
Krieger: Dogs of wars.
Archer: Whatever farm animal of war, Lana. Shut up.
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Archer: I've been treating my cancer with sugar pills!?
Krieger: You didn't think it was weird your chemo drugs were chewable?
Archer: Little kids get cancer.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 8: "Stage Two"
Krieger: My entire laboratory is at your disposal.
Malory: thanks I'll let you know if I need a hybrid pig-boy.
• Rating: 1.5 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 4: "Pipeline Fever"
Krieger: Pam, if you're dumping stuff on the street, you can also dump these.
Pam: What is it?
Krieger: Shattered dreams.
Cheryl: Smells like rotten meat.
Krieger: Also, yes.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 3: "Blood Test"
Krieger: So, uh have you ever thought about having a baby?
Cheryl: Sometimes I think about adopting a little baby so I could abandon it at a mall.
Krieger: That answers my follow up question.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 16
