Ray: Ooh! Here's an idea. Why don't you just saw your God damned head off?
Cyril: Geez. What's up your butt?
Ray: Nothing is up my butt, Cyril. Oh, or maybe there is. I wouldn't know because I'm paralyzed from the waist down and it's Archer's fault!
Krieger: Uh, gettin' some mileage out of that, huh?

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Give it time. This isn't the Flintstones. We can't just wang him in the head with a frying pan!

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Malory: So this whole thing was just a sham?
Krieger: Well, if by sham you mean...sham...

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Pam: I was voted best milker!
Krieger: Me too!
Everyone: Eww.

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Cyril: So...why are we in our underwear?
Krieger: Meh...don't worry about it.

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What a load of shit. I should be looking for my partner's killer but instead I'm looking for a damn finger.

Archer

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Krieger: Look, I'm just following orders.
Barry: That's what the Nazis said!
Krieger: Yeah, tell ME about Nazis.

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Krieger: I am a doctor.
Ray & Cyril: No you're not.
Krieger: Well, no, but a student of life.

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