I wonder how many hours of reality TV it will take to help me forget I'm getting kicked out of med school.

Lauren: He offered me 5,000 dollars to have sex with him.
Violet: That's a lot of money!

Riley: I feel like you have this whole other lie I'm not a part of.
Lauren: That whole other life is a hospital full of sick people.

My neighbor's here. I'll deal with Katherine. I need your help. Get me off this boat!

David: I told you what happened.
Lauren: Your injuries are completely inconsistent with your story David. Do you want to tell me what really happened so I can provide you with appropriate medical treatment?

Lauren: My dad sent me that money for school.
Ella: Who's your dad? Tony Soprano?

Lauren: What are you doing?
Ella: I was gonna ask you the same thing, Pretty Woman.

I've dropped my fair share of books in the deep end. That's what hair driers are for.

We can wait until after dinner to have you arrested.

I like David a lot... but I can't ignore his dark side anymore.

I told you, I don't do drugs.

Drew: When's the last time you laughed?
Lauren: I'm not here to laugh.

Melrose Place Quotes

I've never seen a dead body before.

Violet

David: I have a life right now that doesn't include you.
Sydney: So, why are you here?