Favorite Lavon Hayes Quotes
Lavon: Go ahead... Talk about Wade.
Zoe: Wade? Why the hell would I want to talk about Wade?
[Zoe walks away and then returns]
Zoe: Okay, maybe just one thing....
Zoe: Hey can I take your syrup to my place for later?
Lavon: Yeah.
Zoe: Wanna know why?
Lavon: NO!
Zoe: Now I see why athletes carb load. Wanna know what I mean?
Lavon: No.
Zoe: Why I'm so tired?
Lavon: No.
Zoe: The sex because it's like a marathon except no one's handing me water every couple of miles. Although that would be useful.
Some people say that women can't have it all... Those people obviously never met Lemon Breeland.
Lavon: Zoe, Wade just text me, he says it's an emergency. You need to go home.
Zoe: As if I 'm gonna fall for that. Nice try Wade. Lavon, text him back and tell him to blow it out his wazoo.
Zoe: Picture me with both guys... Who do I look happier with?
Lavon: You really need to get a girlfriend
Zoe: Ever since we become monogamous, we have been sleeping less than ever.
Lavon: No details necessary.
Rose: Oh... That's where your pants went.
Lavon: Surely you can ask him a question without falling into bed.
Lavon: I couldn't sleep last night. Saw something that upset me.
Zoe: Was it Wade and Joelle making out on his porch again? That woman kisses like she's eating corn.
Zoe: I have gone years with out sex!
Lavon: Yeah, that may be the problem...
Lavon: Zoe, I really don't get how you still don't know this, but Wade likes you.
Zoe: What? No, maybe he did before, but definitely not now.
Zoe: Wade did not break with up with. I am so much happier without him because now I can focus on more important things. Like trying to figure out how to redirect air traffic with my mind.
Lavon: Your mom is almost here?
