Favorite Lavon Hayes Quotes
This ain't driving Miss Zoe.
Zoe: It's a good idea, right?
Lavon: Nah, no.
Think of this as your opportunity to figure out your crap.
Lavon: I realized something tonight. I love you.
Ruby: I love you too.
I understand. Okay? Look, I'm the last thing you should be worrying about right now. And Lemon Breeland, I am all in. I'm yours, and I will wait. I promise.
Zoe: Since when do you even care about this stuff?
Wade: Since I met you.
Lemon: Zoe, you have to admit that was pretty sweet.
Lavon: If you don't marry him, I will.
So since it's our last day on earth, shall I grill up that salmon tonight for dinner?
Wade: I thought all women wanted to get married. I thought they all pranced around in their bedrooms with blankets on their heads pretending it was their wedding day.
Lavon: Not your girl.
Wade: I'm having an out-of-body experience here. Me, Wade Kinsella, tore up because some woman doesn't want to marry me. Maybe I have pregnancy hormones.
Lavon: Wait, is that possible? Because I might have them too. I mean, I've been getting real weepy over dog food commercials lately. Maybe I should get a dog.
Lemon: Oh Lavon, please tell me you're still not in love with me!
Lavon: What!? No!
Frank: Ruby's tough on crime...
Lavon: What crime!?
I just mean if I had to face someone in an election hers [Ruby] is a nice face.... To face.
Though I haven't seen her face much. She's been ahead in the polls so much in the last month that I've been looking at her behind... Back. I've been looking at her back.
