Popular Lavon Hayes Quotes
Lavon: Zoe, Wade just text me, he says it's an emergency. You need to go home.
Zoe: As if I 'm gonna fall for that. Nice try Wade. Lavon, text him back and tell him to blow it out his wazoo.
Lavon: I couldn't sleep last night. Saw something that upset me.
Zoe: Was it Wade and Joelle making out on his porch again? That woman kisses like she's eating corn.
Lavon: Zoe, I really don't get how you still don't know this, but Wade likes you.
Zoe: What? No, maybe he did before, but definitely not now.
Think of this as your opportunity to figure out your crap.
Zoe: It's a good idea, right?
Lavon: Nah, no.
Zoe: Picture me with both guys... Who do I look happier with?
Lavon: You really need to get a girlfriend
Zoe: I have gone years with out sex!
Lavon: Yeah, that may be the problem...
Rose: Oh... That's where your pants went.
Lavon: Surely you can ask him a question without falling into bed.
Zoe: Now I see why athletes carb load. Wanna know what I mean?
Lavon: No.
Zoe: Why I'm so tired?
Lavon: No.
Zoe: The sex because it's like a marathon except no one's handing me water every couple of miles. Although that would be useful.
Zoe: Hey can I take your syrup to my place for later?
Lavon: Yeah.
Zoe: Wanna know why?
Lavon: NO!
Lemon: Oh Lavon, please tell me you're still not in love with me!
Lavon: What!? No!
This ain't driving Miss Zoe.
