Popular Lavon Hayes Quotes
Frank: Ruby's tough on crime...
Lavon: What crime!?
Some people say that women can't have it all... Those people obviously never met Lemon Breeland.
Lavon: Go ahead... Talk about Wade.
Zoe: Wade? Why the hell would I want to talk about Wade?
[Zoe walks away and then returns]
Zoe: Okay, maybe just one thing....
Zoe: Ever since we become monogamous, we have been sleeping less than ever.
Lavon: No details necessary.
I just mean if I had to face someone in an election hers [Ruby] is a nice face.... To face.
Though I haven't seen her face much. She's been ahead in the polls so much in the last month that I've been looking at her behind... Back. I've been looking at her back.
Lavon: Unite, hand-in-hand.
Ruby: Embrace our differences.
Lavon: Kiss the past goodbye.
Ruby: Indeed.
Annabeth: Am I the only one who need a cigarette after that?
[To Lemon] I never know what you want.
Lemon: This one really hurt huh
Lavon: This one took me by surprise. I didn't realize how hard I'd fallen for Ruby. I think I lost it.
Lemon: I'm sorry
Lavon: I haven't taken a leap like this since... [Lemon]
Lemon: I'm sorry about that too.
Lavon: Took me a long time to get over you.
Lavon: I realized something tonight. I love you.
Ruby: I love you too.
Zoe: Wade did not break with up with. I am so much happier without him because now I can focus on more important things. Like trying to figure out how to redirect air traffic with my mind.
Lavon: Your mom is almost here?
I think you're better off... Having to learn all those English way of saying things... Lift. Petro. Quidditch.
