Nate: What's so funny?
Lily: I think you should ask Dan.
Dan: Well I might have made your character a little...
Chuck: Gay.
Dan: I hope that's okay. {to Chuck}. Stop enjoying this so much.
Chuck: You wanted me to feel something. That's a feeling.
Nate: Do I have game?
Chuck: Oh definitely.
Nate: Huh. I'm cool with that.

We all know you would have moved on to something more your speed eventually. A pretty girl like you can get the attention of a man without an education, so why bother?

But being us is awesome!

Young Lily

My apartment is teeming with women throwing back champagne cocktails and toasting my misfortune. Honestly, it's worth risking an orange jumpsuit not to have to face another Botox bitch and a pink cocktail dress.

Lily: If you're looking for Bart's will, you don't have to worry.
Chuck: I'm not. But you should be. I'm trying to find your file.
Lily: Well it's not here so you can stop ransacking the place and look at me.
Chuck: I can't look at you, Lily. You disgust me.

Lily: We're doing comfort food: nobody is comforted by a tuna tower.

Lily: Charles, I didn't expect to see you today!
Chuck: Or ever, if it had may way.
Lily: Yes, well. I missed you too.

Lily: I did kiss him.
Rufus: It must have been one Hell of a kiss for you to build all these lies around it.

Lily: Well I bet you never thought you'd hear such good parenting advice from Blair Waldorf.
Rufus: It's time to let my anger go and return Dan's calls. I mean if he didn't piss me off it would just mean he wasn't growing up.
Lily: That is the Rufus Humphrey that I love.

Lily: I saw your father today.
Jenny: I had a feeling.

Rufus: So, you're not overreacting per se. You're just having a reaction that is so above and beyond what is appropriate.
Alison: I have been killing myself, trying to make up for what happened in Hudson.
Rufus: Which is not an overreaction, I might add.
Alison: And then I find out that the two of you are making out at a party.
Lily: Uh, it was hardly making out. And there's an explanation.

I can't believe we're all here on a Saturday night. That's a lot of canceled restaurant reservations.

Gossip Girl Quotes

Even Blair Waldorf can not bend DNA to her will.

Dan

Hazel: Do you know what you're doing, Little J?
Jenny: I'm not Little J anymore.