Lily van der Woodsen Quotes (Page 11)
Season 2, Episode 24: "Valley Girls"
Young Lily: [to waiter] Watch where you're going, you idiot, you almost got udon on my Gucci!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Carol: All that money comes with strings attached, Lily; people treat you differently.
Young Lily: Yeah, better.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Young Lily: But being us is awesome!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Young Lily: I don't even know how to be a prostitute. I mean really, how much small talk is required? And where do you even go? And are BJs a must? Because if that's the case, I'm so not doing that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 23: "The Wrath of Con"
Lily: Whenever anybody hears the name Serena van der Woodsen, they are going to think of how she helped scam her friends and family out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
• Rating: Unrated
Lily: This is an adult scandal.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 22: "A Southern Gentleman Prefers Blondes"
Lily: I asked the caterer for a '99 Brunello; it's not a PTA meeting!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 21: "Seder Anything"
Lily: It was right out of the Old Serena playbook. You could have thrown in a few boys from the lacrosse team and it would have been the Constance mother-daughter luncheon all over again.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: [to Serena] Oh, sweetie. I could never think of you as a bad person. You got into Brown.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 17: "Carrnal Knowledge"
Lily: I can't believe we're all here on a Saturday night. That's a lot of canceled restaurant reservations.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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