Lily van der Woodsen Quotes
Young Lily: Do I look like I'm wearing a Halloween costume?
Owen: No ... you look good.
Is this the moment you fall in love with me? Oh, it is, isn't it? You're totally falling in love with me right now.
Young Lily
Wait, let me at least fix my make-up.
Young Lily
Young Cece: Oh Lily, the hopes and dreams I had for you! An Ivy League education, life on the Upper East Side, married to the richest man in Manhattan.
Young Lily: That's the thing, mom, those are your dreams, not mine.
[to waiter] Watch where you're going, you idiot, you almost got udon on my Gucci!
Young Lily
Carol: All that money comes with strings attached, Lily; people treat you differently.
Young Lily: Yeah, better.
But being us is awesome!
Young Lily
I don't even know how to be a prostitute. I mean really, how much small talk is required? And where do you even go? And are BJs a must? Because if that's the case, I'm so not doing that.
Young Lily
Whenever anybody hears the name Serena van der Woodsen, they are going to think of how she helped scam her friends and family out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
This is an adult scandal.
I asked the caterer for a '99 Brunello; it's not a PTA meeting!
It was right out of the Old Serena playbook. You could have thrown in a few boys from the lacrosse team and it would have been the Constance mother-daughter luncheon all over again.
