Popular Lois Henrickson Quotes
Bill [about his father]: He's gotta get to a doctor.
Lois: No! Remember when he got his fingers caught in the fan? You said doctors and he was fine!
Bill: He needed 23 stitches!
Lois [about poisoning Frank]: How can he suspect me when I didn't do anything? That's crazy!
Bill: Fine, fine. So who is gonna pick him up?
Lois: Why don't you go pick him up?
Bill: I hate him as much as you do.
Lois: Then maybe you did it!
Lois [about her and Bill's father]: We're gonna be legally married!
Bill: Congratulations.
Lois: No gifts, please!
Bill: Are you happy?
Lois: Well, you know me. I have a naturally cheerful countenance. But anyway, I just wanted to let you know. We won't be moving in together which means we'll probably get along a little better. But it won't matter any way. He won't be around much longer
Benny just remember that in the end I loved you like a good pal.
Hollis: It would appear that we have a situation.
Lois: How dare you lay a hand on my son.
(to Bill) Want a sandwich? I've got some bread and some...cream cheese.
At this particular moment Frank, we're all we got. We've got to be able to count on each other.
I'm glad my son divorced you.
