I've got to hand it to you, Mrs. K--running Senate subcommittees by day, cooking rockin' meals by night. You put the "M" in "modern woman." Me, I put the "T" in "takeout."

Perry: All right, you lovebirds. Tell us what it's like working together and dating.
Clark: It's never been better.
Lois: It's kind of like being on a chain gang with your ball and chain.

Zod: My only regret is that I can see your heartbreak.
Lois: It's not broken. It's shattered.

Lois [looking at the Super suit)]: So much better in technicolor.

I really hope this story is worth it because so far my dream assignment is turning into 1001 arabian nightmares.

And I thought those Sex and The City girls had gaudy taste.

Fifty bucks says the crack pot with the blur in his bonnet is gunning for a little attention.

You can save your holier-than-thou, made for TV platitudes and drown them in some holy water, mister.

Clark: I love you.
Lois: I love you, too.

Looks like somebody took a bite out of Chloe's conspiracy cookie.

A couple more hugs and maybe you'll have the 'bah humbugs' squeezed out of you.

John Corben: Good find?
Lois: Look, on a scale of 1 to 10 of illegal things I've done in my life, this doesn't even hit the radar. Okay, that didn't exactly come out right.

Smallville Quotes

Clark: Isn't it time we moved beyond these mental trials?
Jor-El: Your determination is strong, Son, but just as your passion will be your greatest strength, so, too, will it be your greatest obstacle.

Chloe: Dr. Hamilton.
Dr. Hamilton: If you would be so kind as to lower the 9mm Jericho 941. I prefer "Emil."