Lorelai Gilmore Quotes
Lorelai: Has the plumber attended to Room 4 yet?
Michel: He was here. He did nothing. It's $100.
Michel: (to Lorelai while Rory's looking for stamps) What is your offspring doing?
Rory: I need stamps, can I have these?
Michel: No.
Lorelai: Take them.
Lorelai: What's with the muumuu?
Rory: Stop.
Lorelai: No, I'm just saying. You couldn't find one made of metal, in case anyone has x-ray eyes?
Rory: And now we say goodbye.
Rory: (when she sees the Chilton skirt) I'm gonna be in a Britney Spears video?
Sookie: You're going to Chilton! (Lorelai smacks her arm) Sorry.
Lorelai: You did it babe. You got in.
Rory: How did this happen? You didn't sleep with the principal did you?
Lorelai: No honey, that was a joke.
(on the phone) But she's supposed to start Monday. It just doesn't give me a lot of time to pull a bank job. (pause) Well, never mind. I was just kidding. (pause) No, a bank job is robbing a bank.
Sookie: Okay, can I say one more thing? I think it's your only option.
Lorelai: Sookie, there are several chapters from a Stephen King novel I'd reenact before I'd resort to that option.
Rory: (wearing her Chilton skirt) Mom, so what do you think?
Sookie: Wow, it makes you look smart.
Rory: Okay, no more wine for you. (to Lorelai) Mom?
Lorelai: You look like you were swallowed by a kilt.
Rory: Fine, you could hem it. A little, only a little.
Lorelai: Okay. Or I could hem it a lot.
Rory: No, you're not. I don't want it to be too short.
Lorelai: How are the, um, girls at the bridge club?
Emily: Old.
Lorelai: Well, good.
Oh, you'll have to walk faster than that. You're gonna have to turn into friggin' Flo Jo to get away from me.
Does he have a motorcycle? If you're gonna throw your life away, he'd better have a motorcycle!
(to Rory, who doesn't want to go to Chilton because of a boy at her current school) You tell me all about the guy, and I promise not to let my head explode. Huh? Rory? Okay, I'll talk. Don't get me wrong. Guys are great. You don't get knocked up at 16 by being indifferent to guys. But babe, guys are always going to be there, okay? This school isn't. It's more important. It has to be more important.
Lorelai: Rory. You've always been the sensible one in this house, huh? I need you to remember that feeling now. You will kick your own butt later if you blow this.
Rory: Well, it's my butt.
Lorelai: Good comeback.
Rory: Thank you.
