There she is, the star of "How to Blackmail a Millionaire" and "The Seven-Year Bitch."

Lucas Roberts

[to Nicole] I'm really sorry about the wedding. I know you were looking forward to saying, "I do" to Victor's fortune.

If I live to be one hundred, I will never understand women.

Kate: You were at EJ and Sami's wedding. So how did that go? Any surprises?
Lucas: Like what?
Kate: Gee, I don't know. Locust, sexually explicit videos, semi-automatic weapons?

Everyone seemed pretty happy. It wasn't like a Salem wedding at all.

Don't get your knickers in a knot because Paige followed your bossy little orders to the letter.

Theresa

Whatever gets you out of the haunted mansion as soon as possible.

Yeah, that's me. The guy that women feel they can open up to, feel comfortable around, kind of like an old shoe.

Lucas: If Justin doesn't appreciate you, that's on him.
Adrienne: Have I mentioned the hot attorney he's working with all day and night?

Lucas: What do you see in that wing nut?
Kate: Really? How many times have I said the same thing to you?

Sami was the mother of my children and we could have made it if it weren't for you.

The only reason we're together is because you decided to spend the last few months doing the Baroness Von Trapp.