Lutz Quotes
Season 5, Episode 20: "100"
Liz: Lutz what are you working on?
Lutz: Breathing through my mouth so I don't smell the throw up on my shirt.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 20: "The Moms"
Lutz's mom: You know, my Johnny's single, and he gives excellent back rubs, I assure you.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 16: "Floyd"
Lutz: Why don't we trick him into kissing me? It would be so funny because I'm not gay.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 12: "Verna"
Lutz: Were any of the firemen strong? Were any of them the ones from the calendar?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 5: "The Problem Solvers"
Lutz: I've worked here for three years. I gave you that car I won?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 4, Episode 2: "Into the Crevasse"
Lutz: Yeah, also my girlfriend is mad... in Canada!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 21: "Mamma Mia"
Lutz: Help mommy's baby.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 16: "Apollo, Apollo"
Frank: My god, He's mortal!
Lutz: What just happened!?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 19: "Corporate Crush"
Frank: Yo Tray, we got a problem.
Tracy: [as Jefferson] Pray who be this Tracy Jordan thou speakest of?
Frank: Uh, President Jefferson, we got a problem.
Tracy: Speakest!
Frank: That horse ate your wig.
Tracy: Well, stand guard by his rump and await it in his droppings!
Lutz: Or we could probably just go get a new wig?
Tracy: A-ha! I like you, young man; you shall run my university.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 14: "The C Word"
Lutz: Please don't make me move back to Alaska, Liz. I hate it there.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Quotes: 10