Grey's Anatomy

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Mark Sloan Quotes (Page 5)

Season 7, Episode 14: "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)"
Mark: Forget about your hands. Look at those cheekbones...You're genetically blessed.
 • Rating: Unrated
Mark: Poor, Mr. Green Eyes. Let's not pretend being beautiful's a burden.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 13: "Don't Deceive Me (Please Don't Go)"
Sloan: That's my kid in there. I'm a dad. We're parents. A baby!
Callie: Okay, you're in.
Sloan: Should we get married?
Callie: Oh, no. I mean I'm all for raising a baby with you, but there's a line.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sloan: A baby?
Callie: Growing like a weed in my uterus.
Sloan: Not like a weed... like a mighty oak.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Callie: You can be the cool uncle that hangs out on Sundays.
Mark: I'm not the cool uncle. I'm the dad.
 • Rating: Unrated
Mark: I don't want to be the cool uncle. The cool uncle's only cool until the kid's like nine and then the cool uncle's just creepy.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Derek: How can Meredith and I try for months and not have any luck and you look at someone and a baby appears.
Mark: Sloans are unusually fertile.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 12: "Start Me Up"
Arizona: What the hell do I have to cop to to make her give me another chance?
Sloan: You bail. When things get hard, you bail.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sloan: I'd choose her over you in the divorce. You know that, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sloan: I probably shouldn't have used permanent marker. My apologies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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