Mark Sloan Quotes (Page 6)
Season 7, Episode 18: "Song Beneath The Song"
Arizona: You know what I didn't ask for? I didn't ask for you, Mark. Because you know what you are? You're basically a sperm donor. I mean this is me and this is Callie, and we're together, so I say...
Mark: No, you don't get a say. This is my family. I'm the father. I'm the father. You're not anything. You're nothing.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Mark: I'm Michelangelo.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mark: She' s my best friend.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 17: "This Is How We Do It"
Mark: How's the size?
• Rating: 2.3 / 5.0
Meredith: I can't get over the fact that you know what onesie-decorating is.
Mark: I've been boning up. That's what you do for the people you love.
Arizona: Oh, bite me, Mark.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 16: "Not Responsible"
Mark: I've lost too many babies in my time. Addison terminated. Sloan disappeared. I'm not letting it happen again. I don't care what kind of baby it is.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Mark: Mrs. Webber, I'm about to put a needle in your face. I'd be extremely grateful if you'd stop moving.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mark: We're co-parenting us, all of us. This isn't a joke. It's not some cute arrangement where you humor me and use me for babysitting when you want to see a movie. This is my child. We're doing this together. You don't get a bigger vote. I'm a parent!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 14: "P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)"
Callie: Does anyone want to argue with my extra special vagina vote?
Mark: No, thank you.
Arizona: No.
Callie: Good. My votes and I have also decided we want Mark to rub my feet.
Mark:...I'll get the lotion.
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Mark: Use that Avery sparkle!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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