Mark Sloan Quotes
That goo looks great. I say stick with the goo.
Forget about your hands. Look at those cheekbones...You're genetically blessed.
Poor, Mr. Green Eyes. Let's not pretend being beautiful's a burden.
Callie: Does anyone want to argue with my extra special vagina vote?
Mark: No, thank you.
Callie: Good. My votes and I have also decided we want Mark to rub my feet.
Mark:...I'll get the lotion.
Sloan: That's my kid in there. I'm a dad. We're parents. A baby!
Callie: Okay, you're in.
Sloan: Should we get married?
Callie: Oh, no. I mean I'm all for raising a baby with you, but there's a line.
Sloan: A baby?
Callie: Growing like a weed in my uterus.
Sloan: Not like a weed... like a mighty oak.
Callie: You can be the cool uncle that hangs out on Sundays.
Mark: I'm not the cool uncle. I'm the dad.
I don't want to be the cool uncle. The cool uncle's only cool until the kid's like nine and then the cool uncle's just creepy.
Derek: How can Meredith and I try for months and not have any luck and you look at someone and a baby appears.
Mark: Sloans are unusually fertile.
Arizona: What the hell do I have to cop to to make her give me another chance?
Sloan: You bail. When things get hard, you bail.
I'd choose her over you in the divorce. You know that, right?
I probably shouldn't have used permanent marker. My apologies.