Deeks: Kensi don't ask me that question.
Kensi: Why not?
Deeks: 'Cause I honestly don't want to answer it.

Kensi: I minored in botany.
Deeks: You also majored in "bother me."

Deeks: Oh that's all very educational.
Nell: Oh yes, I'm learning a few things too.

Deeks: What, am I the only student of psychology here?
Sam: No, no, no go ahead Dr. Phil.

Give Sam time to do his job.

Deeks: Maybe we should take a night off every now and then.
Kensi: Im so glad you said that.

Well that narrows down our suspects to Einstein, Descartes, and that guy from Good Will Hunting.

Kensi: You don't even remember their names.
Deeks: Cat, Mindy, Mandy, Tiffany, and Tiffany. How can you forget such a pantheon of crazy girl names?

What's your plan here? That I'm gonna sleep and knock myself unconscious? Kensi shoot him.

I'm not sure I'd be throwing stones Mr. Glass-greenhouse

Deeks: Oh my god I'm gonna hug you.
Granger: No you're not.
Deeks: Yes I am.

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Deeks: This is temporary, we just gotta make a couple calls and -
Granger: Don't make any more promises you can't keep.

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

Kensi: Because once again you're trying to say something without actually saying it. And it's driving me nuts.
Deeks: I think you lost me.
Kensi: No. I don't think I did. I think you know exactly what I'm talking about.
Deeks: Do I?
Kensi: Damn it, Deeks, you asked me out on a date without actually asking me out on a date. Now, if this keeps going this way and we can't communicate, and we've been over this -- you never say what you mean, and if this is the way it's gonna be, then I don't know how we're ever gonna --
Deeks: I don't want to be here with you right now.
Kensi: What?
Deeks: I want to be at my place, right now ... with you.

My family.

Callen [in Russian]