Marty Deeks Quotes
Deeks: Infiltrate the most secure intelligence firm on the planet?
Sam: I like to start my week off right
They spent six months digging through my life before I got the job offer to work here. Grade school report cards, interviewing neighbors, polygraphs, they did a full body cavity search...of my life.
Deeks: Kensi don't ask me that question.
Kensi: Why not?
Deeks: 'Cause I honestly don't want to answer it.
Kensi: I minored in botany.
Deeks: You also majored in "bother me."
Deeks: Oh that's all very educational.
Nell: Oh yes, I'm learning a few things too.
Deeks: What, am I the only student of psychology here?
Sam: No, no, no go ahead Dr. Phil.
Give Sam time to do his job.
Deeks: Maybe we should take a night off every now and then.
Kensi: Im so glad you said that.
Well that narrows down our suspects to Einstein, Descartes, and that guy from Good Will Hunting.
Kensi: You don't even remember their names.
Deeks: Cat, Mindy, Mandy, Tiffany, and Tiffany. How can you forget such a pantheon of crazy girl names?
What's your plan here? That I'm gonna sleep and knock myself unconscious? Kensi shoot him.
I'm not sure I'd be throwing stones Mr. Glass-greenhouse