Deeks: Infiltrate the most secure intelligence firm on the planet?
Sam: I like to start my week off right

They spent six months digging through my life before I got the job offer to work here. Grade school report cards, interviewing neighbors, polygraphs, they did a full body cavity search...of my life.

Deeks: Kensi don't ask me that question.
Kensi: Why not?
Deeks: 'Cause I honestly don't want to answer it.

Kensi: I minored in botany.
Deeks: You also majored in "bother me."

Deeks: Oh that's all very educational.
Nell: Oh yes, I'm learning a few things too.

Deeks: What, am I the only student of psychology here?
Sam: No, no, no go ahead Dr. Phil.

Give Sam time to do his job.

Deeks: Maybe we should take a night off every now and then.
Kensi: Im so glad you said that.

Well that narrows down our suspects to Einstein, Descartes, and that guy from Good Will Hunting.

Kensi: You don't even remember their names.
Deeks: Cat, Mindy, Mandy, Tiffany, and Tiffany. How can you forget such a pantheon of crazy girl names?

What's your plan here? That I'm gonna sleep and knock myself unconscious? Kensi shoot him.

I'm not sure I'd be throwing stones Mr. Glass-greenhouse

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes

How's your beach body?

Deeks

If you got rockets and your intent is to kill the Ambassador, why would you let her go deeper in the building?

Callen