Deeks: Kensi don't ask me that question.
Kensi: Why not?
Deeks: 'Cause I honestly don't want to answer it.

Kensi: I minored in botany.
Deeks: You also majored in "bother me."

Deeks: Oh that's all very educational.
Nell: Oh yes, I'm learning a few things too.

Deeks: What, am I the only student of psychology here?
Sam: No, no, no go ahead Dr. Phil.

Give Sam time to do his job.

Deeks: Maybe we should take a night off every now and then.
Kensi: Im so glad you said that.

Well that narrows down our suspects to Einstein, Descartes, and that guy from Good Will Hunting.

Kensi: You don't even remember their names.
Deeks: Cat, Mindy, Mandy, Tiffany, and Tiffany. How can you forget such a pantheon of crazy girl names?

What's your plan here? That I'm gonna sleep and knock myself unconscious? Kensi shoot him.

I'm not sure I'd be throwing stones Mr. Glass-greenhouse

Deeks: Oh my god I'm gonna hug you.
Granger: No you're not.
Deeks: Yes I am.

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Deeks: This is temporary, we just gotta make a couple calls and -
Granger: Don't make any more promises you can't keep.