Marty Deeks Quotes (Page 2)
Season 3, Episode 22: "Neighborhood Watch"
Deeks: Really? Bra holster?
Kensi: Really? Furry handcuffs?
Deeks: Little gift from our friends.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Deeks: It's Rob and Bob. I should have known. Their macaroons sucked, no way they are gay.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Deeks: Aunt Hetty definitely warned me about her.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Kensi: And, take that off.
Deeks: All right.
Kensi: (gasps) Oh, my God, not your pants.
Deeks: What? Oh, my bad. Thought you wanted me to take my pants off.
Kensi: I can't believe you just did that.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Kensi: Is that a fanny pack?
Deeks: No, it's a bro-sack.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Deeks: You got techno blaring, there's blood running throughout the entire house. It's like an episode of Dexter in here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Deeks: Baked cookies my ass!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Deeks: Don't you have a jacket or something? I don't need the whole neighborhood checking out my wife.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 21: "Touch of Death"
Danny: Can I help you with something?
Deeks: Just thinking about your hair. Is it bulletproof?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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