Fair warning dickhead. Next time you see me, you'll get your ass kicked by a girl.

Abigail's got a mad switch? I thought she was always set to perky.

The food's strong. Why do you think I'm not in my bedroom.

Unbelievable. Two knocked up, unwed mothers, multiple rehabs, daddy issues all over the place. This family is so Jerry Springer.

I just don't get it. They're adults playing with a bean bag in the burning son.

Funeral? For my father. He'd rather die.

I'll be damned if you showing up is going to be my downfall.

I'd say nice to see you but the nuns drilled me good on lyin

Christ, Snidely, shouldn't you be out there tying some girl to the railroad tracks.

You're dumb as a box of hair.

I'm the one who lo-jacked her own father.

No one brings in my father but me.

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One of the most difficult moments in anyone's life is when the fog of childhood lifts and we see for the first time our parents as people.

Mary

Marshall: You are in a different kind of mood this morning.
Mary: Actually, I'm in a really good mood. Which is kind of weird considering where I was 48 hours ago. Then I had a witness off herself and, like that is not bad enough, I've got to play second fiddle to a knucklehead like you.
Marshall: Thanks for lumping me in with kidnapping, attempted rape and suicide. Can't tell you how much that means.

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