Mary Shannon Quotes
Season 5, Episode 8: "All's Well That Ends"
Mary: Fair warning d**khead. Next time you see me, you'll get your ass kicked by a girl.
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Mary: Abigail's got a mad switch? I thought she was always set to perky.
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Mary: The food's strong. Why do you think I'm not in my bedroom.
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Mary: Unbelievable. Two knocked up, unwed mothers, multiple rehabs, daddy issues all over the place. This family is so Jerry Springer.
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Mary: I just don't get it. They're adults playing with a bean bag in the burning son.
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Mary: Funeral? For my father. He'd rather die.
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Season 5, Episode 7: "Sacrificial Lam"
Mary: I'll be damned if you showing up is going to be my downfall.
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Mary: I'd say nice to see you but the nuns drilled me good on lyin
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Mary: Christ, Snidely, shouldn't you be out there tying some girl to the railroad tracks.
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Mary: You're dumb as a box of hair.
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