Mary Shannon Quotes
Hell hath no fury like two women scorned.
Marshall
Never in my life have I been kicked out of a room, now it's been twice in one week. You're a bad influence.
Marshall
Where'd you find the time to shoot J.R.?
Cross my heart and hope to die. I really mean that last part.
They're like the fake family in the frame.
You can take all of your pervy little babysitter fantasies and stick them in a drawer.
There's such a thing as too many choices. I long for the days of three TV channels.
Gross. What's with all the nature?
Marshall: I'm so screwed.
Mary: No your not. We are. We're so screwed.
How are you suppose to know the guy's got super Spidey powers?
Hey. Back off, Mary Poppins.
These guys have long memories and hollow point bullets.