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Rachel: How can you be so sure?
Miles: I'm trying something new: prayer.

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Yeah, you're a real Meryl Streep.

Charlie: Are you joking? After all the times you've screwed us over.
Miles: She's got a great point.

Monroe: Typhus? I don’t know whether to kill these guys or send them a fan letter.
Miles: Yeah, let’s do the first thing.

And what part of desperate don’t you understand?

You're a dick.

Monroe: What was I supposed to do? He’s my son.
Miles: Oh shut up, you've been his Dad for five minutes, and all of sudden you’re Cliff Huxtable?

That’s not ominous at all.

Monroe: I did the best I could.
Miles: Well, your best sucks.

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