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Mo-mo: What's up with O'Hara?
Jackie: Who knows.
Mo-mo: Usually she says hello.
Jackie: No, she only says hello when she's bored. Or when she's wearing something new and she wants someone to notice.
Mo-mo: God, you're right. Those Chanel pumps are hot though.
Jackie: I know she has taste. Doesn't mean she has manners.

Mo-mo: So, what happened?
Jackie: I didn't realize it was our anniversary and that makes me a terrible person.
Mo-mo: Anniversary?
Jackie: Yeah, it's been a year.
Mo-mo: A year? Wow, I had no clue.
Jackie: Neither did I.

Jackie: I had a fight with my boyfriend.
Mo-mo: That is just wrong. How do I not know you have a boyfriend?
Jackie: Honey, you do all the talking!
Mo-mo: I do, don't I?

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Nurse Jackie Quotes

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton
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