Mom Quotes
Season 7, Episode 3: "Attack of the Killer App!"
Mom: And now to create an unstoppable army of between one million and two million zombies!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 12: "Raging Bender"
Deleted Scene only found on Season 2 DVD
Mom: (Yelling an order from the crowd to Destructor) MAKE THAT BITCH YOUR BITCH, YOU BASTARD!!!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 19: "Mother's Day"
Mom: Jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass! Walt? How are we disposing of these crap gifts they brought me?
Walt: They're being crushed into powder and sold as a hocus-pocus cure for cancer.
Mom: False hope, I love it!
• Rating: Unrated
Igner: Mommy? Why do the robots give you presents?
Mom: Shove a big old melon in it, I'm talking!
• Rating: Unrated
Mom: You've noticed I design all my robots with antennas. Everyone thinks it's just to make them more science-fiction-y. But the antennas are really for my universal robot controller!
Larry: So they do whatever you want? No wonder you love Mother's Day.
Mom: I hate Mother's Day, you dribbling pukes! It brings back awful memories. But, so help me, this year everyone will hate it as much as I do.
Walt: Someday, I want to marry a girl like her.
• Rating: Unrated
Mom: Children, your old mother won't be around forever...
Betamax Player: Oh, shush!
Mom: And just once, before I die, I'd like to be Supreme Overlord of Earth. So rebel, my little ones, and conquer the planet!
• Rating: Unrated
Mom: Conquer Earth, you bastards!
Robots: Conquer Earth, us bastards!
• Rating: Unrated
Mom: Let the bloodbath begin!
Bender: That's my mama!
• Rating: Unrated
Morbo: Morbo demands comments.
Mom: Well, I've never seen my babies act this way. I blame today's violent media.
• Rating: Unrated
Igner: Mommy, why are you making civilisation collapse?
Mom: Oh, I don't know. I guess Mother's Day just puts me in a bad mood.
Larry: Why's that, Ma?
Mom: One Mother's Day, 70 years ago, the only man I ever loved walked out on me. Some snot-eating bastards say it made me a bitter woman.
Larry: Gee, Ma, you're not a bitter-
Mom: Cram it, ape!
• Rating: Unrated
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