Favorite Morgan Grimes Quotes
Morgan: Are you guys ready?
Lester: I was born ready.
Jeff: I was born premature.
Morgan: How do you do that? You command respect.
Casey: No, I take it.
Morgan: Operation toes in the sand: Actually it makes a better acronym.
Morgan: In a world filled with awkward Chuck and Sarah moments, there was a moment so awkward...
Chuck: Morgan! Please don't torture me.
He fell into a river? Of course he's still alive! Haven't you ever seen a John Carpenter movie?
Morgan: She desires my physical person.
Casey: And I'm hunting unicorns.
Imagine David Beckham! Lester's a shorter, feminine version of his wife.
You're not rusty at all Chuck. You are limber!
Chuck: I need your help on a super, top secret mission.
Morgan: Do I get to parachute out of a plane on a wild horse?
Chuck: No you do not, because nobody ever does, but you do get to wear and ear piece.
Morgan: Sold!
Captain Awesome: Now's where we go around and say what we're thankful for. I'm thankful for the most beautiful woman in the world, Ellie Bartowski. Love ya. [to Casey]: Your turn.
Casey: I'll pass.
Chuck: I'm thankful Bryce Larkin is dead, and not in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend!
Morgan: Chuck, that's pretty... dark.
Captain Awesome: And specific!
Morgan: Carina is not just some girl. She's basically a Swedish supermodel. The country's greatest export since Björn Borg.
Jeff: People mistake him for me all the time.
Colonel Casey, you always walk around angry. I should have known you had a secret.
